An office manager calls in the receptionist and announces they have enough money in the budget to install a chandelier in the reception area, and asks if she would order one right away.

The receptionist shakes her head and says, "I'm against it.

"Against it? Why?" the manager asks.

"First," the receptionist says, "I can't spell 'chandelier' so I can't fill out the order form. Second, I don't believe that anybody here can play one if we had it.
And third, if we have some extra money, I think we should get a hanging light to brighten up the office."

(thanks to August Jensen)