Bumpers Stickers spotted around the country

All generalizations are false.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal..

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Keep honking... I'm reloading.