New Drugs

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool.

When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on makeup.

Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
Selling very well these days.