New Dog Breeds

In order to keep up with the times, please be advised of the following New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice pet of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, increasingly owned by attorneys

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....