Provoking Thoughts

- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

- How can there be self-help "groups"?

- Is there another word for synonym?

- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

- The speed of time is one-second per second.

- Is it possible to be totally partial?

- What's another word for thesaurus?

- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

- It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

(thanks to Leah Christensen)