Signs (with good intentions)

In an office tower:
Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.

In a laundromat:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday, please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Notice in a health food shop window.
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn't work).